Shaving the Scruff, Prologue


Shaving the Scruff, Epilogue

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Len & his patented BGT (Brian Grooming Technique™)


My teenaged girl *will you please fuck me?* face.


Ashley & I about to hit the town.


She wanted me.


I give a good strummer.


I'm a proud Daddy.


There's too much cheddar in my diet (note the grey nosehair!).


Big yaaAAAAAaaaawn!


Bored as fuck.


...almost... got... it...


I'M A CRAZY MAN WITH A STUPID LOOK ON MY FACE - GIMME CANDY!


Good & drunkered up.


You guessed it: retarded Simpson's meme.


RAWK!


I do not believe you.


My bros in Mister By Inches.


I'm a GEE-tar playin' GEE-tar playa.


I PWN that axe!


Gramma's date squares were the best.


Yes, Karen *hearts* me, as you can plainly see in this portrait.